Monday, April 21, 2008
I Discovered Something that Makes This Blog Worthless
http://www.mariowiki.com/Goomba
I mean they even have a Goomba quote. I'm miserable. I think I'll go home and hug my Goomba tonight. You didn't know I had a Goomba. Well I do. He doesn't walk and talk like the great voice prompt R2D2 I got my girlfriend Jen. But he makes noises. He also has a tremendous appetite. On various occasions he's eaten other stuffed animals, such as my pet owls.
So starting tomorrow, there will be a brand new blog... You can find all the Goomba entries there for sure. But this blog will talk about much more, much much more, so much in fact that you may need steal another brain from your local graveyard to store all the information I'll be talking about. Ready? Set. Yep.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Which Celebrity Looks Most Like Goomba
But enough! We're so off topic. The point here isn't to make Mario Brothers again with a new Goomba. It's not to make a Goomba movie. It's simply, who out there looks like Goomba? Or could pass as Goomba. Maybe for halloween even. Here are a few folks I've thought of:
Monday, April 14, 2008
Classic Goomba Throwback #1 (Mario Bros)
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Goomba Question of the Week
What do you think fellow Goomba fans?
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Giraffes and Zebras
Anyway, years later, in an eighth grade science class the teacher told us that many animals made the storied "neighing" noise. Horses, ponies, zebras. And giraffes. I literally fell out of my seat, dropped to the ground shocked. Giraffes neigh? No way. But I never questioned. Never looked it up for proof. I accepted this as a fact. Just one of those things. But now that I'm nearly 27 I want answers. Do giraffes neigh? So I googled "what noise do giraffes make?" I wanted to keep it open ended, not causing the google search to generate false positives. The first sight I looked at - a subset of Discovery Channel called "Dear Digger Doug" - claimed that giraffes barely make any noise. And if they did make a noise, it would be a bleat like a calf. Interesting, but no mention of neighing. Another site confirmed the bleating and also said giraffes grunt. Loudly too. But still no neighing... So I caved and typed "neighing giraffe" into google... And I got plenty of hits. Hundreds, thousands. A few references to neighing giraffes. Tons of people asking "do giraffes neigh" or "I thought they didn't have voiceboxes" but nothing definitive.